This was an exposition paper we had to write in English class. I had to read it out loud. Some were offended,
others laughed their asses off!
Some people say that Michael Jackson is like Jesus Christ
of our time. (In a non religious way). Both have been
worshiped, and hated by millions of people around the
world. Jesus was rumoured to be hated by the Jewish people
because he claimed to be the son of god and it made them
angry. It eventually lead to crucifixion. However, he
had many followers who protested his death and blamed all
Jewish people for it. Many people hate Michael Jackson
because he is a sick, twisted pervert and he has sexually
assaulted children on many different occasions. He is now
in jail for his crimes, but there are millions who protest
his arrest and say he is innocent. Both touched their fans
through words. Jesus yapped on and on about religion, and
Michael sang songs. Many women wanted to be with both of
them. Men considered them to be lucky and could never
figure out why they turned them down. Women liked Jesus
because they thought he was powerful, but he turned them
down because of his mission. Girls liked Michael because
he is rich and famous, but he evidently prefers the company
of children. If the rumours about Jesus are true, than
both have their own unique style of walking. Jesus was
able to walk on water. Michael was able to do the moon
walk. If what was said in the movie Dogma was true, than
Jesus and Michael were both born black. By physical
description they really only had one thing in common and
that is the fact that they both have long hair. People say
however, that both of them dress funny. Who knows, maybe
Jesus had a time when he only wore one glove, or one
sandal.
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