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Comparing MJ and JC

This was an exposition paper we had to write in English class.  I had to read it out loud.  Some were offended, others laughed their asses off!

Some people say that Michael Jackson is like Jesus Christ of our time. (In a non religious way). Both have been worshiped, and hated by millions of people around the world. Jesus was rumoured to be hated by the Jewish people because he claimed to be the son of god and it made them angry. It eventually lead to crucifixion. However, he had many followers who protested his death and blamed all Jewish people for it. Many people hate Michael Jackson because he is a sick, twisted pervert and he has sexually assaulted children on many different occasions. He is now in jail for his crimes, but there are millions who protest his arrest and say he is innocent. Both touched their fans through words. Jesus yapped on and on about religion, and Michael sang songs. Many women wanted to be with both of them. Men considered them to be lucky and could never figure out why they turned them down. Women liked Jesus because they thought he was powerful, but he turned them down because of his mission. Girls liked Michael because he is rich and famous, but he evidently prefers the company of children. If the rumours about Jesus are true, than both have their own unique style of walking. Jesus was able to walk on water. Michael was able to do the moon walk. If what was said in the movie Dogma was true, than Jesus and Michael were both born black. By physical description they really only had one thing in common and that is the fact that they both have long hair. People say however, that both of them dress funny. Who knows, maybe Jesus had a time when he only wore one glove, or one sandal.