as you can probably tell im pretty pissed when i write these letters, they are all 100% real and i'll keep you posted on the replies i get from these crack whore organizations

jillian's completely bonkers insane lost your marbles and your brains turned to mush emails

Greg's letter to his Pillow

yoav's letter to his bathroom

Greg's Letter to Future Leadership

Greg's Letter to his stomach

fetus's don't start nuclear war.

Greg's letter to Santa