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The Facts of Life

here you will be presented with questions that have confused me since the age of 16, a thank you very much.

hey... i know you love this section, and thats exactly why its gonna be updated as often as possible or my name isn't yoav Gee Washington Alabama Cheesecake and Pie McFarleyGoogle

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relief is finding out the burning during urination is cause she used bleech as a spermicide

you eat cabbage like a champion cabbage eater.... but can you fence?!

are you insane... you just kicked martha stewert in the groin!!!

well i had to, she was gonna show me how to parfé myself.

if you eat octopuss burgers, do you grow a third nipple? and if so, is it an inny or an outy.

if you build a gazebo in a hole in the ground... does it leak?

is it physically possible to eat 5 borritos
and 2 ostrich burgers and a french fry in the same day?

do you like it when i touch you there...
or is poking your elbow with a straw not your type of thing.

if you ride a cammel after the designated riding times,
will it bite you and take your candie at gun point?

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below are some insights of the world of Greg, well basically the niagara region, but there still pretty deep?

Whether by the slow decay of time, or by a terrible sled crash, we can't stop the inevitable..... someday Santa will die.
 
The worst is when you sneeze, and you know something came out, but you can't find where it went......especially when you later see it on the back of a friends shirt or something.