Why is my deoderant called 24/7. where is this deoderant that takes the weekends off, who said that deoderant should only
work 5 days a week, if you ask me that bull$#!@, and IF its soooo smart about what day it is, then why cant it ever remember
my birthday, maybe get me some flowers or something nice.
To the hair on my shower wall, I HATE YOU! i want you out of my life forever, but i don't want to have to touch you. i
wish i had a laser beam to zap you away with. you are disgusting and ruin my bathroom experience, please leave as soon as
possible.
yoav
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