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Ok, I have a bone to pick with you. That was very rude and I'm gonna get you back for that (I'll google it)
ha ha!! Also, another point, I didn't..how did you put it?..."suck" you back in, you could have left at any
time. It wasn't my fault. All you had to say was I REALLY have to go and I would have listened. Don't say you
tried that, cuz you didn't. I have very good hearing. Anyway, I'm gonna start rambling cuz I have a lot to
say and you cut me off. First of all, I don't like that power button on your computer (please don't laugh,
I'm being serious now). Tell it to run away and never come back. Well, maybe that was a bit harsh. Ok, maybe
ask it to just hide. Boy am I crazy, anyway i think you know that. And by the way, I'm not crazy *shifty
eyes*. Ok, seriously now. I have to go. No, I can't type any longer. I have to go. Come on, I know your
tricks and they won't work. Secondly, look at all my good puncuation. Let's have a moment and honour it cuz
it will never happen again
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enough of that. any hoo, hehe hoo, get it hoo, like the owl you know, get it, didn't think so. alrighty ive
tired myself out and its all your fault, well not really since im the one writing this and youre not even
here, your probably sleeping, and i hope your bed doesn't eat you cuz i don't know the number for 9-1-1 so
you might not be saved, sorry but you shoulda told me before you left, ah well the things you think of when
its too late. i know this is really, Really, REALLY long but thats the point and i hope you read it all
because its very important. your probably gonna make fun of me for this but i know what ill do, i just found
it on google, ill..........wait a second you didn't think id actually tell you, and to just reinforce the
question you asked me earlier, no im not a drunk or a crack head. thats the dumbest thing ever, hey wait a
second, i never asked you the crack head question, i know you dont drink but what about..... naw i doubt it
and thats a good thing or else id be like i cant talk to you anymore, your a bad influence, wait a second you
are a bad influence, id r...omg...you just signed in, what are you doing, GO TO SLEEP!!!!, ok it looks like
your the one whose gone nuts, ok you left, good, you scared me with that, HA i bet ya never thought id still
be on, that's why im called the sleeveless trickster, actually your the only person EVER to say that, why do
you say that? and another thing, i expect an email back answering and commenting on all the points i
mentioned, it should have perfect grammer. my eyes are closing on meeeeeeeeeee, ahh, ok i better wrap up,
ummmm .........................................................................................ok now that
i've totally embarrassed myself i think i should quit now,
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i just feel asleep, anyway, have fun at whatever your doing tomorrow that is making you wake up at 7 a.m.,
actually it's today, crazy, i'm gonna have HUGE circles under my eyes cuz of you, I hope your happy, it's
1:00, ok ttyl good night
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ok, good night for real now, i hope it took you really long to read this, that was my
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ok i will but before i get started i'd like to say that your are completely bonkers insane lost your marbles and your brains
turned to mush.
it would be awsome if you let me put this email on the website and call it the jillian files. ok... here i go
first off google, not all its cracked up to be, since im already on the subject, crack... i dont use it thanks. you definately
did sick me
back in cause i couldn't leave the conversation and that is not NORMAL, i will not use good grammer although i might fix
this up after im
finished writing it, i told my computers power button to run away and never come back... it just blinked at me nervously
and went about its
business. i told it then to just hide and guess what... it said no! in its little tiny computer power button voice. the
whole 911 thing...
not cool i coulda suffofomacated and then what, but luckily i realised calling 911 was a little to much for you and engineered
a state of
the art breathing device, which i used. first i took a straw, then i put it in my mouth, then i closed my mouth and went
to sleep. oooooooo.
i will not make fun of your letter because your insane... and that would be mean. there really isn't that much else to
answer in your letter
but i also have circles under my eyes.. the plan was to start goin to bed earlier and earlier until school starts to avoid
that and now
every night im up till 1 in the MORNING. i mean,,,,,,, i used to go to sleep at like 5am sometimes but i was tryin to
beat that first i
tried waking up earlier and being tired all day... other times i tried not going to sleep at all, that didn't work out
to well lemmy tell
you that. i just did. ok. ya so there, now its almost 12 hours later from when you where writing this and im already tired
again, so
tonight its 9 at nine pm im going to bed to bed to bed to sleep until 7 the next day thats whats gonna happen and i refuse
to allow you to
keep me up. i dont care i dont care i'll just unplug my computer or smash it or something cause thats the only way, the
only way. i should
open the blinds already... hold on.....aaah thats much, brighter and i cant see the screen anymore... good thing i can
touch type(thank you
business in grade 9) and ummm ya about that other thing.. makin fun of my profile, ya... you know what... NO! you cant
do that. cause thats
ummm MEAN.M E A N. and AH! i just scrolled down more... i thought it was the end of the letter but there was more... about
spiders...(shudder) so i guess this leaves me no choice but to umm whats it called umm i dunno maybe a SKUNK!!!!! aha
whos shuddering now...
still me from the spider thing but anyways i think we both know that i win'd(past tense for win, to win at something)
so yeah i would say
good night but its almost 1 o clock and im going to sleep
i mean eat, im going to eat, and there you have it.
so good bye until tomorrow... or today, it depends really.. on what you ask? i do not know yet lemmy thing...(power button
is pushed now)
ummmm whats that thing that does
k buddy, you are just asking for another long, Long, LONG email
of rambling and such about absolutely nothing at all. i
seriously had no clue what the heck you wanted me to say. and you
didn't help either hmmmm, ya gottcha, all you did was type, do i
have to remind you that all you have to say is i have to go now,
talk to ya later, have you ever heard of "ttyl", and i found it
quite rude the way you just logged off like that, you even got
the last word. hmmmm is that what you were trying to do, i see
your plan now. i'm on to you so you better watch it. ok i just
ran outta things to say, it looks like this is gonna be a short
email, unless i talk about interesting things that happened in my
life, yeah thats what ill do, ok grade one, naw nothing happened
then, lets see, of ya i once got in a fight with my best friend
cuz she thought i was eating a cookie too loudly, ya see, im not
the only one whose crazy, she is too (you are too, so don't try
and deny it), yeah i really dont know what to write, this is soo
unlike me, i know what i can talk about....my shoes...ya i got
new shoes and i know you already heard this but i like
'em.....umm.....as you can see i don't think im gonna top my last
email...oh ya, I DON'T DRINK, so stop asking or saying i'm drunk,
it hurts my feelings and i know your just trying to be funny, but
it really hurts, :(.............. i think if i see ya
tomorrow (or today, depends when you read this), i'm gonna run
for the hills since you were soo mean, meanie, meaner, meanest,
yeah, if you can add "er" and "est" to that, why is it wrong to
say fun, funner, funniest, well just the funner part i mean...see
what you started and your keeping me from making my bracelet, you
hear that MY bracelet, don't think you're gonna get one after
this, oh no sirie, you can count on that....wait...i wouldn't do
that cuz i'm not MEAN, like you, anyway i have totally run outta
things to say and i wanna finish the bracelet, actually i should
thank you cuz i might be able to finish it now..so, thanky...naw,
i can't do it, anyway as you can tell i love to write really long,
Long, LONG emails, ha ha ha, yup, nothing else to say, sooooo,
ummm, yeah, well, good night then.
~Jillian~
P.S. One more thing and it's really, Really, REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, important but i can't write it here, you have to scroll
down
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you signed in again, you are really tricky, i said good night to
you so there
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actually not that mad now, my anger has subsided, i guess it
helps to write it all out.....anyway keep scrolling
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to tell the truth i never was mad, i thought it was funnny
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you can see, to make up for the fact that my email was short, im
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sleep.............oh wait you are, right now, at 9:30 p.m....well
let's see you sleep tomorrow night...............oh wait
movies...riiiight!!....... hmmm, well i guess that was
pointless....it'll only make you mad....oh no, where's the delete,
why is it hiding behind the send button, get out, ok well i'll
click at it and hope i hit delete, here i
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